Howard Stern confirms leaving Sirius for “Idol” talks
BY LUIS CAMONIS
Howard Stern has notified all his satellite radio listeners that in fact he is considering leaving Sirius radio to be the judge replacing Simon Cowell on “American Idol.” Stern said, “There’s not a better job on the planet than judging that f—ing karaoke contest. It might be possible, we’ll see. They’d have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton of dough.”
Stern is currently ending a five-year $500 million contract with Sirius, but stated, “A $100 million to judge a karaoke contest? Yeah, I would do that show for $100 million.”
If Stern gets the “American Idol” gig, then he will not have a radio show in conjunction. Near the end of his show he stated a remark as a sample of what he would say if he was a judge and it was not pretty:
“Hey Fantasia, you’re not getting little boys hard. Nobody’s beating off to you. You look like you stepped out of a cartoon. Little boys want boners. They want a Britney Spears or a Rihanna. Little boys are scared that you are going to sit on them. You’re out. Honey, you look like you stepped out of a Haitian earthquake. You’ve got to go clean up your act. Get a haircut like Rihanna if you want little boys beating off to you.”
If he continues to make those remarks, his chances of landing a deal with Fox will end before he even starts.
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