Lindsay Lohan at a lucre low
Hollywoodnews.com: Lindsay Lohan has to go kiss the Blarney Stone or get some major Feng Shui going in her life. That or maybe a rich boyfriend for a while.
According to an insider, “She’s in complete financial ruin.”
The “Machete” actress, 23, owes $23,000 to her landlord and is facing eviction according to Star Magazine. But wait, there’s more.
She’s has more than $1 million in bills and creditors are calling and demanding settlement. Top that off with some lawsuits, one being for the time when she stole an SUV in 2007.
Lohan should take a cue from Stephen Baldwin, become a born-again and have them start a charity for her. She would probably earn more in donations than Baldwin. Better yet, fans should pay $20 to receive a peck on the cheek from Lohan – a similar fundraiser practice last seen on ABC’s 1950s “Happy Days.” The best: She should take pictures of herself with weapons and sell them to the press.
Back in real-time, Lohan is actually selling off a lot of designer items that were gifted to her.