Lindsay Lohan defends herself in bizarre new video
Hollywoodnews.com: Have you seen it?
No, not the “Lost” finale. We’re talking about the bizarre video of Lindsay Lohan answering an unseen interrogator’s questions regarding her reportedly wild behavior. Lohan tries to say she was only in Cannes to work, that the mysterious white powder in photographs taken was not cocaine (or if it was, she had no idea, as she only entered the room for a second to snap a photo with a fan), that she no longer is taking drugs (despite photographs that show her stumbling out of parties in France), and that her evil father probably is behind all of this.
The video is up right now at the always excellent What Would Tyler Durden Do?
It’s tragic. Lohan looks hungover and worn out. Her eyes dart in a million different directions as she appears to tell lie after lie. Lohan, of course, is expected in court today, after missing a mandatory court appearance on Friday and skipping the required alcohol-education classes.
Expect more Lohan news to break today as she appears before the judge, but make sure you see Lindsay’s video first. It’s the most entertaining thing she has released in years.