The New York Times has said before that Paris Hilton is abusive and neglectful of the puppies she already has, and even blind items point directly at her when they mention that she leaves dogs in closets and travels, leaving the housekeepers to find and clean up the mess (whether the dogs make it out alive or not, it's got to be messy).

Page Six recently reported she was at it again, but someone had the balls to say no to her:

The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and "wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter." Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly "an impulse buy." Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went "ballistic," we're told. "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"

Thank God. Next she'll want a talking squirrel and fall into a hole at Willy Wonka's factory.

Oh how I feel for any future (human) babies that get her for a mother, and I sure hope no one ever sells her another dog.

RUN BENJI RUN!