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Teri Hatcher's Motherly Advice to Daughter: Have Great Sex!

Posted by Karl Erikson



"Desperate Housewives" star Teri Hatcher has some wonderful advice for her 10-year-old daughter: "Have great sex and eat the chocolate." Um, wow. Listen, I don't give my 21-year-old daughters that advice. In fact, I tell them they should wait to have sex until after I'm dead.

Here's MY advice to Emerson: don't listen to your mother. She's a freaking moron.

More motherly advice from Hatcher? "Don't sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. Life's too short to stress...you'll be able to get past anything difficult."

Particularly getting pregnant when you're 14 years old.

 

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crysbellis said:

OK, I'll bite on the whole sex thing, as presumably she did have sex at least once.  But the 'eat chocolate' bit - how Ms. Hatcher expects anyone to believe she's a sweets fiend, let alone eats, and maintains a waist circumference the same size as her daughter's causes my pudgy hackles to rise, so it does.  

September 6, 2008 8:37 PM

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Karl Erikson is a writer living in central Florida. Divorced smartass father of twin daughters, he has way too much snark and time on his hands.

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